Hilarious Computer Joke…

You cry as much as you can, but nobody to hear you.

There are 2 people always next to you:

The PM (Project Manager), giving a pleasant smile every time he sees you and The TL (Team Leader), busy in his world and scheduling work for you.

In between its YOU (Software Engineers), who struggles with all the Buggs/ PR’s/CR’s/Issues.

The perfect picture is given below..

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Funny Joke- ‘Bush And School Children’

George Bush

Wondering how his popularity was among the children, the American president,
George Bush visits a school. After explaining a little bit of the governmental platform,
he asks the kids if they had any questions.

Bob raises his hand and says:
I have 3 questions for you…
1) How did you manage to win the elections, even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?
3) Don’t you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world’s history?

At this very moment the bell rings and all the kids run out of the classroom.

After the break, Bush tells the kids to feel free to ask him more questions and
this time Joey raises his hand and says: I have 5 questions for you…

1) How did you manage to win in the elections, even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?
3) Don’t you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world’s history?
4) Why did the bell sound 20 minutes earlier today?
5) Where’s Bob?

Who Is Fastest? Funny Joke

Who is the fastest 🙂

 

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

 

 

The first one says, “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow,

and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow.”

 

The second boy says, “Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter.

 He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!”

 

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says,

“You two know nothing about speed. My father works in the Govt

department. He stops working at 5:00 and he is home by 3:45!!”

 

Bush Again!- Funny Visual Joke…

Interested To See Ms.Bush?

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Hot Bush!

Hot Bush!

Absence of Team Leader…Funny Visual Joke!

Wanna know wat would we do in the absence of our team leader…?

 

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Corporate Love Letter- So Funny!

The Corporate Love Letter
In today’s world of MBA’s, the old fashioned Love-Letter is being replaced by such ‘Corporate’ Love-Letters.

go ahead and read on…..

Dearest Ms. _____,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 25 th of December 2007(Tuesday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 24 th of December 2007 at 1500 hrs, I would like to present

 myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility,

would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training

and performance appraisal schemes leading up to from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee

and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance,

I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of all your expense account.

 I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which,

 this offer would be canceled without any further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

 I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
XYZ                                                                   
                                                                   

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