A sardar enters the shop and shouts.. “Where’s my free gift with this oil?” Shop Keeper: “Iske sath koi gift nahi hai bhaisaab..” Sardar: “ore, ispe likha hai cholestral free..”
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her. Girl : Stupid! What are you doing? Sardar : B.Com second year.
One Person asked Sardar : Tell me the word, which is having more than 100 letters. Sardar replied as… P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter! At 25flr:I’m unmarried! At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
Sardar: I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Frnd: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Frnd: Y did’nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..
A train suddenly slips into a crop field n stumbled n stops.The driver is sardarji. Passengers: R u blind,how did the train slipped into the field. sardar:A man was standing on the tracks. Passengers:for i man u endangered somany lives, u must have smashed him. sardar:I was trying to do that but he ran into the fields. 🙂
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It”s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.